tomitza: helau

Profile Info
I am	male
Looking for	male
Headline	helau
Desired Relationship	Hang Out
Age	24
Social
Occupation	professional time waster
Children	No
Spoken Languages	English
Education	Currently a student
Income	Ok, I'm VERY wealthy
Smoking	Often
Drinking	Rarely
Interests
Common interests to share	Cooking, Nightclubs/Dancing, Playing Sports
Physical Features
Ethnicity	White / Caucasian
Height	5'8"-5'11" (171-180cm)
Body Type	Athletic
Hair Color	Brown
Location
Country	Romania

Profile Info
My match age	18-99
Social
Religion	Christian
Children	No
Education	School of Life
Income	Ok, I'm VERY wealthy
Smoking	Never
Drinking	Never
Physical Features
Desirable Height	180-190 cm
My Match's BodyType	Athletic
Eye Color	Black, Blue, Hazel
Hair Color	Auburn, Black, Blonde, Brown, Light Brown

Essays
About myself	Ah yes, the awkward task of describing one's self . . . attempting to find balance on that thin line between superciliousness and humility, and all within the limit of a couple thousand characters. I have no baggage (according to the therapist I keep on a retainer). Centered, good physical shape, active, spiritual, funny, educated, professional, intellectual, liar. Interests include travel, golf, hiking, tennis, racquetball, boating, canoeing, music, and lots of other types of TV shows too. Friends would say that I'm loyal, kind, fun, energetic and smart, and if they ever get paroled you can ask them yourself. I enjoy things like walks on a moonlit beach, candlelight dinners, watching sunsets, holding hands and snuggling on the couch, as long as I'm doing them alone. Effortlessly go from jeans to tux and can adapt to any environment so you can take me anywhere, but prefer to not be left there anymore. All the pics are recent but they're of someone else. Have photographic memory on the rare occasion that the flash works. I'm not sure if I've ever been married...I've stuck my finger in a light socket when standing in a bucket of water while being stung by hundreds of angry hornets as I'm running my fingernails down a chalkboard during a proctological exam . . . does that count? Don't kiss on the first date but a wrestling match in an oversized bathtub of baby oil and strawberry Jell-O isn't out of the question. Oh, and you'll be relieved to know that I bathe and brush my teeth every 4 days whether I need it or not. Note: The photos will seem more attractive if viewed while ovulating or listening to Barry Manilow songs
Match General Description	I'm learning but not yet fluent in Italian so that either means "It's a pleasure to meet you" or "The sunroof is leaking again". And on the 8th day (it was a leap year), God created you. And you are: still breathing, or at least still warm, brighter than a nightlight, sarcastic but only when I'm in the mood for it, slim/slender or on the thin side of what many in denial call "athletic", and from the deeper end of the gene pool. You know: there are no Jackelopes, the difference between their, they're and there, knew, new and gnu, and your, you're and yore, that it's 2 minutes til the hour not 58 after, that "left" is not a direction, and that a sale on light bulbs is not good cause to buy a $4, 000 chandelier. You have: a healthy sense of humor whether I'm in the mood for it or not, a strong sense of adventure (gator tipping would be an example), and a healthy lifestyle (but not so much that you out-live me). If you know how to reserve a tee time, BONUS!! If you can drive the golf cart, mix a drink and claim fault for my slice into the lake, will you marry me? Must be good at faking multiples to feed my ego. Please have a pic in your profile so that I can exercise my superficial tendencies. Implants are fine but I prefer them to be no larger than my head. If you are particularly tall, I'll be eager to slow dance because of the juxtaposition of my face to your bosom. Just don't use the top of my head as your drink stand...I hate that. Snoring is ok, denying it is not. If you aren't laughing by now, we wouldn't be a good match. I know this is good material cuz I tried it on my dog and he laughed so hard he puked up my missing cat that puked up my missing bird that had the dry heaves after he ate some Chia Pet seeds. ----------If interested in the serious stuff please drop me a note. I'm not perfect but I'm better than I was yesterday. I look forward to hearing from you

Essays

About myself

Ah yes, the awkward task of describing one's self . . . attempting to find balance on that thin line between superciliousness and humility, and all within the limit of a couple thousand characters. I have no baggage (according to the therapist I keep on a retainer). Centered, good physical shape, active, spiritual, funny, educated, professional, intellectual, liar. Interests include travel, golf, hiking, tennis, racquetball, boating, canoeing, music, and lots of other types of TV shows too. Friends would say that I'm loyal, kind, fun, energetic and smart, and if they ever get paroled you can ask them yourself. I enjoy things like walks on a moonlit beach, candlelight dinners, watching sunsets, holding hands and snuggling on the couch, as long as I'm doing them alone. Effortlessly go from jeans to tux and can adapt to any environment so you can take me anywhere, but prefer to not be left there anymore. All the pics are recent but they're of someone else. Have photographic memory on the rare occasion that the flash works. I'm not sure if I've ever been married...I've stuck my finger in a light socket when standing in a bucket of water while being stung by hundreds of angry hornets as I'm running my fingernails down a chalkboard during a proctological exam . . . does that count? Don't kiss on the first date but a wrestling match in an oversized bathtub of baby oil and strawberry Jell-O isn't out of the question. Oh, and you'll be relieved to know that I bathe and brush my teeth every 4 days whether I need it or not. Note: The photos will seem more attractive if viewed while ovulating or listening to Barry Manilow songs

Match General Description

I'm learning but not yet fluent in Italian so that either means "It's a pleasure to meet you" or "The sunroof is leaking again". And on the 8th day (it was a leap year), God created you. And you are: still breathing, or at least still warm, brighter than a nightlight, sarcastic but only when I'm in the mood for it, slim/slender or on the thin side of what many in denial call "athletic", and from the deeper end of the gene pool. You know: there are no Jackelopes, the difference between their, they're and there, knew, new and gnu, and your, you're and yore, that it's 2 minutes til the hour not 58 after, that "left" is not a direction, and that a sale on light bulbs is not good cause to buy a $4, 000 chandelier. You have: a healthy sense of humor whether I'm in the mood for it or not, a strong sense of adventure (gator tipping would be an example), and a healthy lifestyle (but not so much that you out-live me). If you know how to reserve a tee time, BONUS!! If you can drive the golf cart, mix a drink and claim fault for my slice into the lake, will you marry me? Must be good at faking multiples to feed my ego. Please have a pic in your profile so that I can exercise my superficial tendencies. Implants are fine but I prefer them to be no larger than my head. If you are particularly tall, I'll be eager to slow dance because of the juxtaposition of my face to your bosom. Just don't use the top of my head as your drink stand...I hate that. Snoring is ok, denying it is not. If you aren't laughing by now, we wouldn't be a good match. I know this is good material cuz I tried it on my dog and he laughed so hard he puked up my missing cat that puked up my missing bird that had the dry heaves after he ate some Chia Pet seeds. ----------If interested in the serious stuff please drop me a note. I'm not perfect but I'm better than I was yesterday. I look forward to hearing from you

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